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Red King:

beatenupdeku-deactivated2019021:Could you look up a tutorial on Youtube on how to color your lips like space and give me a galactic blow

i havent posted on here in 2 years and i am breaking that streak to tell you to stop

posted 6 years ago with 26 notes - reblog

thegiggles:

jayayayayay:

shaymin-skyforme:

justlaughit-off:

llamabutts:

what if u needed glasses but u had no ears

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but she has ears

but she’s prepared in case she loses them

guys

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posted 8 years ago with 449,014 notes - reblog

pizzaswag:

WHY CAN’T I HAVE THE METABOLISM OF A TEENAGE BOY THAT EATS ¾ OF HIS KITCHEN EVERY DAY AND STILL MANAGES TO BE LIKE 99 POUNDS OF LANKY WEIRDNESS

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posted 8 years ago with 639,674 notes - reblog

liquidglue:

weedjoke420:

when u broke af but want a lush bath bomb

me

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posted 8 years ago with 165,220 notes - reblog

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posted 8 years ago with 23,139 notes - reblog

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posted 8 years ago with 10,691 notes - reblog

terezi-pie-rope:

k-lionheart:

harrystylesontheflipside:

petersonlylostgirl:

warblerlandredvines36:

allmymisery:

Every single one of your actions suddenly becomes epic when you listen to this

I play this in my car while I’m driving.

I’m getting married and walking down the aisle to this song

I decided this a long time ago

Try petting the cats to this.

Ima just gon reblog this a seventh time okay

Everytime I hear this I want to spontaneously jump on a table and begin a battle


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SOMEONE BRING ME MY SWORD. BECAUSE TODAY, LADS *EXTREME ZOOM IN* WE GO TO WAR!!

*REBLOGS TO THE RHYTHM*

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posted 8 years ago with 592,267 notes - reblog

annoying-asexual:

alaynas:

In Russia, they don’t say “I love you” they say “Вы хотите, чтобы купить несколько незаконных мемы“ which means “My life was purposeless without you” and I think that’s just beautiful.

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posted 8 years ago with 35,259 notes - reblog

memeiversaries:

May 5th is the Feast Day of Shoes, which was first celebrated in 2006.

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posted 8 years ago with 202,870 notes - reblog

nicest to meanest signs

zoodiack:

  1. PISCES!!!!!
  2. cancer
  3. libra
  4. aquarius
  5. sagittarius
  6. leo
  7. gemini
  8. taurus
  9. aries
  10. cap
  11. virgo
  12. SCORPIO

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posted 8 years ago with 105,943 notes - reblog

princesssakuraoogami:

rnaribelle:

where does honey come from

beez nuts

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posted 8 years ago with 233,673 notes - reblog

dollsoft:

*blows a kiss up at the stars* for kirby

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posted 8 years ago with 25,395 notes - reblog

lo-renishii:

raptorific:

Okay well obviously one of us is going to have to go home and change

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posted 8 years ago with 315,574 notes - reblog